Drunken Garden Gnome Statue – Funny Resin Ornament

He Had One Too Many at the Garden Party.

Nobody knows exactly what happened last Tuesday, but this gnome has clearly had a big night. Our Drunken Garden Gnome Statue brings instant laughs, maximum personality, and zero regrets to any outdoor space. Crafted in vibrant, weather-resistant resin with charming hand-painted detail, he's built to entertain season after season — rain or shine, hangover or not.

Available in Small, Medium (Green, Blue, Red), and Large (Random color) — because one drunk gnome is never enough.

Why He Belongs in Your Garden

• Instantly hilarious — a guaranteed conversation starter with neighbors, guests, and the mail carrier
• Hand-painted detail — carefully crafted expression that perfectly captures the morning after
• Durable weatherproof resin — UV-resistant and built to hold his ground through rain, wind, and judgment
• Multiple sizes — small for subtle mischief, large for maximum impact
• Versatile placement — garden beds, patios, porches, lawns, office desks, or wherever the mood strikes

Specifications

• Material: Weatherproof polyresin
• Sizes: Small (random color), Medium (Green / Blue / Red), Large (random color)
• Age recommendation: 14+
• Package includes: 1x Drunken Gnome Statue

The Perfect Gift For…

Birthdays, housewarming parties, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or anyone who needs a little more chaos in their garden. He ships sober. He arrives ready to party.

Note: Slight color variation may occur due to screen settings. Large size ships in a random color.